Bologna

Looking up at the portico–23 miles of them in Bologna!

Museo Civico Archeologico

These ancient ushabti have a magical formula written on them, which turns the figurines into slaves in the afterlife to do all the backbreaking work for the dead person they’re buried with.

Oh, that crazy Neptune.

Our funky, fun affordable Hotel Il Guercino. Good breakfast, cheap Internet–tiny shower! I’d definitely recommend this place.

Pizza, of course.